You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Can I take a photo? (Why?) Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? (Guy reaching out and touching girl's cheek): Because your face is really hot!
Your eyes match your blouse perfectly.
Ay girl, You must be exothermic, because I think you're hot.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.