My love, when you suffer an eye disease, do you go to an ophthalmologist or to a jeweler?
I'm used to staying up all night.
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
You are my superclass: you define what I can do.
I don't know how to kiss, could you teach me?
Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.