Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me and then I remember that I put up with you.
Nice Flash.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
You are my beginning and my end...and I will always love until the end of my breath.
So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship? (No.) Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
Are you a formication? Because you're getting under my skin.
(I'm in a relationship.) Let's talk about how we can get you out of that.
I bet your like a butterfly, pretty to see but hard to catch!
I'd rewatch an entire TV series for you.