Cheesy pick up lines

My love, when you suffer an eye disease, do you go to an ophthalmologist or to a jeweler?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I'm used to staying up all night.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, weird
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, weird
You are my superclass: you define what I can do.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, clean, corny
I don't know how to kiss, could you teach me?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, cute
Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, corny
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