Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
You are what I want for Christmas.
You are my first real love. The previous ones were just a test.
Man should always have the most important things with him. Now I just don't know how can I fit you in my backpack.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
There is only one way how to get rid of temptation -to give into it.
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?