Just curious if we can count reapplying sunscreen as foreplay.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship? (No.) Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
You know you have the most amazing smile?
Is that an anacrusis? Because you're about to hear a pick-up.