Cheesy pick up lines

Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You are what I want for Christmas.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, clean
You are my first real love. The previous ones were just a test.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy
Man should always have the most important things with him. Now I just don't know how can I fit you in my backpack.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
There is only one way how to get rid of temptation -to give into it.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, reverse
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, cute
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