Cheesy pick up lines

I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
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Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, weird
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
If a piece of paper meant "sexy," then you'd be a forest!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I must be lost... because I see paradise.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
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