I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
You make me want to be a better man.
You are so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
My love, when you suffer an eye disease, do you go to an ophthalmologist or to a jeweler?
I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.
Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
I have a problem. I went grocery shopping and there's no way I can carry all of these bags inside by myself. Wanna do a stranger a solid? I can wait...
You and Me = Grand Unification.