I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
If a piece of paper meant "sexy," then you'd be a forest!
I must be lost... because I see paradise.
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.