Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
So your dad – was he a king or something? (Why?) Well, he must have been a king to make a princess like you.