You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
I need someone to look through these briefs.
I'm a great cook. What kind of food do you like?
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project.