Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
What's one thing you wish that you owned but you don't?
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
The Specials? The only special thing here is you.
Please forgive me for not messaging you for ___hours. I was texting all my friends a photo of you and asking them how I should start a conversation with a complete smokeshow.
We should defend pop-punk together...At a movie...And maybe a coffee shof after...
I wonder what our children will look like.
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Hey, where are you going? (Home.) You're not just going to leave me here like this, are you?
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (No.) Are you taking applications?