Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!
You had me at "Hello World."
Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.
If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
I need someone to look through these briefs.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
I'm a great cook. What kind of food do you like?
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).