You are going to be the first and the last person I will think of every one of my days until the end.
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
Hey baby, can I see what's under your radical?
I'm trying to learn HTML... How To Meet Ladies, could I get your name?
My love, when you suffer an eye disease, do you go to an ophthalmologist or to a jeweler?
I'm used to staying up all night.
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?