So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship? (No.) Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Wanna see the programs in my TI-85?
Ay girl, You must be exothermic, because I think you're hot.
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
I cannot stop thinking about you even if I was guaranteed to hit the jackpot if I did.