Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
May dazzling princess, may I dance with you to the tune of the music that lasts forever?
You're definitely on my most wanted list!
Just where do those legs of yours end?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.