If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with.
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
As she's leaving….Hey aren't you forgetting something? Her: What? Me!
Caution: Please keep your distance. I might fall...for you.
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
I've got a curved stick.