I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
I would ask you if you're from Tennenssee, but I think you're a 9/10...and I'm the 1 you need.
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.