You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.
You know you have the most amazing smile?
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.