Cheesy pick up lines

Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Save water, shower with a friend!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I want to book a trip to the part of your body US Airways tweeted.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away everytime you walked by.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
How many positions can you get into?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty, nerdy
I think my heart just lagged.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
If I had to choose between my world and you, I would choose my world, because my world is you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
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