Cheesy pick up lines

Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
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Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
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Pick up line: baseball, cheesy
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
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Pick up line: hockey, cheesy
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You had me at "Hello World."
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Pick up line: science, cheesy, nerdy
Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.
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Pick up line: science, cute, clean, cheesy, nerdy
If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
I need someone to look through these briefs.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, nerdy
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