They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
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Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
How many positions can you get into?
I won't shoot first in bed.
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
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