You're making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.
Are you ready to talk, gorgeous? I can only take so much flirting from a distance.
I'm curious: what does an angel put on her resume?
You know you have the most amazing smile?
You have a similar effect on me as heat treatment of steel, cause girl you are making me hard.
Your eyes match your blouse perfectly.
Quick: The Notebook or Sleepless in Seattle?
You have a secret admirer...It's not so secret...It's ME.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.