Your eyes match your blouse perfectly.
My world is happier place because of you.
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
Are you one of the Job's daughters? Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
The Oracle told me you are the one.
Are you chemist? Because I want to do you periodically on a table.
Let's be honest. I would love to pick up baby.
Being with you makes me want to stop studying. Almost.
Call me Eric Clapton, cause I'll pluck your heart strings.