Cheesy pick up lines

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, nerdy, math
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, nerdy, math
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second I keep on falling in love with you.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
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