Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!
My wish was to see a shooting star and apparently it came true 'cause I met you.
Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?
Why workout in the gym when you can workout in bed with me?
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
There is no pick up line worthy of such a beautiful woman.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.