Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angel.
Do you believe in love at first set...or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?
Call me Eric Clapton, cause I'll pluck your heart strings.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
We are prepared for any rhythm.