My world is happier place because of you.
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
You're cute, can I keep you?
I hear you like Bolts, well let me teach you how to screw.
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? (Guy reaching out and touching girl's cheek): Because your face is really hot!
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.
I would do anything just to make you smile.