I have to say I come here a lot and I've never seen anyone as stunning as you here.
You thought you don't have a chance with me? You're completely wrong.
Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
My friends just left...So, you have to entertain me now.
These ears...aren't the only part of me that's big.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you...I'd have one dollar!
Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
Can I have your autograph? (Why?) Well, you are Miss America, aren't you?
I'm alien, can I probe you?