So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
You don't need a bodyguard, you need a 'bootyguard'.
Your boxing model is much better than IE6's.
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we "do" over overpriced beer?
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
You are a walking art exhibit. I could study you for days.
So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?