Something's wrong with this check. (What?) Your number is not on it.
I must be a crank cuz I'm crazy for you.
You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
Can I have your autograph? (Why?) Well, you are Miss America, aren't you?
You're a sight for horny eyes.
I have to say I come here a lot and I've never seen anyone as stunning as you here.
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
Shall we go see a movie?
Are you a Kelly, a Michelle, or a Beyoncé?
Can I ride your joystick?