Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
Hey baby, you're out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?
I'd like to play on your laptop.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
If I had to choose between my world and you, I would choose my world, because my world is you.
I want to book a trip to the part of your body US Airways tweeted.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.