Sorry for all of the gross messages you probably get here.
Wanna see the programs in my TI-85?
What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?
I would give my heart and soul for just a moment with you.
Dogs or cats? There is only one right answer.
You know what would be great? Talking to you.
I'm watching The Notebook and crying and need to be talked off a ledge. Help?
I have a problem. I went grocery shopping and there's no way I can carry all of these bags inside by myself. Wanna do a stranger a solid? I can wait...
You MUST have a nice personality.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?