Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world!
Baby...wanna come for a ride?
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
Are you into Casual Sex or should I dress up?
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better.
Do you believe in love at first set...or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.
Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.