I've been carrying around this place with my name and number for weeks trying to work up the courage to give it to you.
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?