If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call Fine Print!
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
I don't really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away!
I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
Hey pretty lady, Scientists are still trying to find a reason for your amazing beauty. What should i tell them?
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.