You look like my first wife and I have never been married.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
ey baby, my body is lonely, if ours were together they would be inseperable!
What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium & Xenon – HeYSeXe...
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
They say dating is a numbers game...so can I get your number?
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.