Cheesy pick up lines

Hey, kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me?
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, clean
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
(I'm in a relationship.) Let's talk about how we can get you out of that.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "I'm sorry but my heart stopped when I saw you and i just fell for you".
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
You remind me of a magnet, because you are attracting me over here!
Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
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