What do I have to do to be your booty call?
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
Sorry, I can't hold on… I've already fallen for you.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
Are you Yoda? Cause Yodalicious.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.