I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
Baby you give my electrons a positive charge.
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.