Baby, you can call me Luffy, because I'll bend anyway you want me too.
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Date me. If you've ever liked me, date me.
Today is your lucky day. I'm going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead. I dare you.
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.