Cheesy pick up lines

You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty
Although I have such an ugly phone, your number would add beauty to it!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You are threatening my health. You're so sweet that you give me a diabetes.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, clean
You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, dirty
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
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