Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second I keep on falling in love with you.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.