When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
I think of you every second I am awake and dream of you every minute I am asleep.
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
I am going to make a contest to see who loves you the most. And I have to tell you: I never lose a game.
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI Full.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
I won't set my phone to silent just in case there's a chance I'll hear from you.
We have great chemistry, let's do some biology.