You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!