Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
Don't tell me "See you tomorrow", tell me "See you later", as I am going to dream of you.
I see you're 52 miles away. I would have guessed heaven is a lot further.
If you want some space, go with an astronaut. If you want some time, go with a watchmaker. If you want love, come with me.
Want to get dinner sometime? (Yeah, I'm old fashioned.)
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
I get uneasy meeting new people. So I am forcing myself to approach the prettiest girl in the room and introduce myself.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?