Do you have a nickname? If you don't I'll just call you later.
Hi beautiful! That's your name, right?
Let me guess, is your name Summer? (No.) I thought you were because you're so hot.
You look like my first wife and I have never been married.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium & Xenon – HeYSeXe...
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.