Today is your lucky day. I'm going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead. I dare you.
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
I am going to make a contest to see who loves you the most. And I have to tell you: I never lose a game.
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
Hey, If we get to talking i bet we'll have similar interests...
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Do you want the long part or the short part?
I can't wait for you mom to say, "He/She could do better..." after meeting me.
I won't set my phone to silent just in case there's a chance I'll hear from you.