I pity the men who see you, and whose lives are forever changed by your beauty.
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Is that an anacrusis? Because you're about to hear a pick-up.
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.