According to recent researches, kissing makes people happy. Would you like to become a happy person too?
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
I'm looking forward to trying not to try to have sex with you.
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
I'd rewatch an entire TV series for you.
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.