I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
You're way cuter than your girlfriends.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror)
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
What do I have to do to be your booty call?