By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
My love for you is like pi... never ending.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
I'd love to strum your g-string.