I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
I've been carrying around this place with my name and number for weeks trying to work up the courage to give it to you.
Dang girl...as much as I hate to see you leave..I love watching you walk away.
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.