You must have a preventative maintenance routine, because your face hasn't degraded one bit!
You plus me equals we.
Are you from Wisconsin? Cause your pick up lines are very Cheesy!
Do you smell smoke? I think it's because you are smoking hot.
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.