I'm so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I'd let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.