You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.
Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
Are you a trap card? Because I've fallen for you.
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!