Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship? (No.) Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it.
Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "I'm sorry but my heart stopped when I saw you and i just fell for you".
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.