Baby, you can call me Luffy, because I'll bend anyway you want me too.
You must be Kira because you gave me a heart attack.
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
Although I have such an ugly phone, your number would add beauty to it!
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
You are threatening my health. You're so sweet that you give me a diabetes.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?
Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?