Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of Pele?
Wanna be pen pals?
So how does this work? Are we married now?
Baby you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Wow. Your eyes are so beautiful. Are those contact lenses?
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
Are you from Wisconsin? Cause your pick up lines are very Cheesy!
Do you smell smoke? I think it's because you are smoking hot.
You plus me equals we.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.