Nice shoes, want to fuck?
Do you smell smoke? I think it's because you are smoking hot.
Are you from Wisconsin? Cause your pick up lines are very Cheesy!
You plus me equals we.
You must have a preventative maintenance routine, because your face hasn't degraded one bit!
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
Do you like me as much as I like you?
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.