Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
Well, I am telepathic and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Damm, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Can I have your significant digits?
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.