If I had to choose between my world and you, I would choose my world, because my world is you.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
I love you too much, but I don't know how to love you less.
Save water, shower with a friend!
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.
I've been carrying around this place with my name and number for weeks trying to work up the courage to give it to you.