Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
I'd love to strum your g-string.
Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart.
Caution: Please keep your distance. I might fall...for you.
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?