What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Do you believe in love at first set...or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?
Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world!
How long 'till you think we both give up and make a "when we're 45…" pact with each other?
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...
Ay girl, You must be exothermic, because I think you're hot.
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)