This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
I must be a crank cuz I'm crazy for you.
Girl, you make me an animal.
The book says know myself, how about I get to know you?
Hi, do you speak English? (Yes.) Oh, me too.
Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing before I saw you.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
I'm alien, can I probe you?
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.