Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
You are so hot. Even my zipper is falling for you.
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?