You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
I've got you in my sights, and I'm not letting go.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Can I see all your piercings?
My head isn't the only thing completely shaved.
By far the prettiest girl I've seen on Tinder.
So it says you're less than a mile away… I think destiny's trying to say something.
We're gonna look back at this app in 20 years and tell our kids our story. Then can follow up later with.. But first we need to make our story, starting with your number.
Can I ride your joystick?