Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.
If you could build a ship which ship would it be? Mine would be a relationship.
I don't really know if you're beautiful or not. I'm still enamored by your eyes.
You know – our teenage kids would be smoking hot.
You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
Whats the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
I hear you like Bolts, well let me teach you how to screw.