Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
I don't usually write romantic letters, but for you, I would write a book.
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
You remind me of Menma. Because even when I can't see you, I still feel you inside my heart.