Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Babe, you're cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, cause I want to take you home!
Girl, you make me an animal.
Do you squat often? Cause that ass is unbelievable.
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No.] Can I?
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
Love your new profile picture.
I wonder what you taste like.
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.