Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me and then I remember that I put up with you.
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
Although I have such an ugly phone, your number would add beauty to it!
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
You are threatening my health. You're so sweet that you give me a diabetes.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.