You know what? If you were a booger, I'd definitely pick you first.
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
What sort of person are you looking? Wait - don't tell me: medium height (...)
You're pretty and I'm damn cute. If we're together, we would be pretty cute.
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.
Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI Full.
Hey Girl, Are you a Defibrillator? 'Cause you're sending shocks straight to my heart.