Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
Dang girl...as much as I hate to see you leave..I love watching you walk away.
If I had to choose between my world and you, I would choose my world, because my world is you.
I've been carrying around this place with my name and number for weeks trying to work up the courage to give it to you.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
Feel my dress. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.