I'm watching The Notebook and crying and need to be talked off a ledge. Help?
I have a problem. I went grocery shopping and there's no way I can carry all of these bags inside by myself. Wanna do a stranger a solid? I can wait...
You MUST have a nice personality.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship? (No.) Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Do you believe in love at first set...or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?
Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world!