Would you like to see the most beautiful girl in the world? Just go to your room an hold up a mirror.
What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
So this golf ball was fortunate for me on the course, however is it sufficiently fortunate to get your number?
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel.
Hey baby, you're out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?
Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
Starlight, starbright why don't you come home with me tonight!
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.