(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you...I'd have one dollar!
Something's wrong with this check. (What?) Your number is not on it.
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".