Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
As she's leaving….Hey aren't you forgetting something? Her: What? Me!
My servers never go down... but I do!
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
I'd love to strum your g-string.
How 'bout you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets.
I don't usually write romantic letters, but for you, I would write a book.