So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you...I'd have one dollar!
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
I'm alien, can I probe you?
Can I have your autograph? (Why?) Well, you are Miss America, aren't you?
Girl, we can play zoo...And you can tame my monkey.
If being fine was a crime, then you will just have to pay the time.
Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?