Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
If you're not looking at me, I don't exist.
Do you know what is the difference between conversation and sex? No? Don't you want to go to my home and talk about it?
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Roses are red violets are blue I didn't know what perfect was until I met you.
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.