You have a secret admirer...It's not so secret...It's ME.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy.
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways.
So you're into sexting?