What's one thing you wish that you owned but you don't?
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
The Specials? The only special thing here is you.
Please forgive me for not messaging you for ___hours. I was texting all my friends a photo of you and asking them how I should start a conversation with a complete smokeshow.
We should defend pop-punk together...At a movie...And maybe a coffee shof after...
I wonder what our children will look like.
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Hey, where are you going? (Home.) You're not just going to leave me here like this, are you?
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (No.) Are you taking applications?