Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
Feel my dress. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.
Nice smartphone. It'd look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
Girl, I'm a botanist and all I want is to cloro-fill you.