Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
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You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
I Have Raisins How About a Date.