I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
Do you squat often? Cause that ass is unbelievable.
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?
Are you a Kelly, a Michelle, or a Beyoncé?
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
Sorry to interrupt – I don't normally do this, but I saw you from over there and I just really wanted to come and talk to you...
Damn Girl, you're cute, let me get your email address.
Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.
Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?