You are my beginning and my end...and I will always love until the end of my breath.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me and then I remember that I put up with you.
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
Although I have such an ugly phone, your number would add beauty to it!
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.