Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.
Tacos sometime? Check yes or no.
May I offer you something? Water? Juice? My heart? A whole life together?
Hey, I'm looking for a ski-ball partner. You in?
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Sorry for all of the gross messages you probably get here.
Wanna see the programs in my TI-85?
What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?