Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
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If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
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Stand still so I can pick you up!
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
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