You have a similar effect on me as heat treatment of steel, cause girl you are making me hard.
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!