Cheesy pick up lines

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny, nerdy, cheesy
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, clean, cute
If I had to choose between my world and you, I would choose my world, because my world is you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I want you more than Snape wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Save water, shower with a friend!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Dang girl...as much as I hate to see you leave..I love watching you walk away.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
I think my heart just lagged.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
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