Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
What's one thing you wish that you owned but you don't?
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.
The Specials? The only special thing here is you.
Please forgive me for not messaging you for ___hours. I was texting all my friends a photo of you and asking them how I should start a conversation with a complete smokeshow.
We should defend pop-punk together...At a movie...And maybe a coffee shof after...
I wonder what our children will look like.
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Hey, where are you going? (Home.) You're not just going to leave me here like this, are you?