So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship? (No.) Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it.
You are one of a kind.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Ay girl, You must be exothermic, because I think you're hot.
Do you like Science?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't...the colors weren't beautiful enough.
You should see the things I do to you in my dreams...
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.