I knew you were the one when the pick up lines I've been using for years actually worked on you.
I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
You are a walking art exhibit. I could study you for days.
You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
I see you're playing Tetris, give me a call if you need a long piece.
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?