Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Girl if you think I'm good at memorizing sheet music, just think about what I can do with your body.
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
You almost killed me! I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
Electrical engineers do it with less resistance.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!