Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Although I have such an ugly phone, your number would add beauty to it!
I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.