Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
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If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
You make me want to be a better man.
I have a problem. I went grocery shopping and there's no way I can carry all of these bags inside by myself. Wanna do a stranger a solid? I can wait...
Do you eat tacos? (Yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open.
I see you're playing Tetris, give me a call if you need a long piece.