Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
How many positions can you get into?
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
You are more than beautiful.
Some say there are seven wonders in the world. Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, there is only one...You!
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
The average person falls in love seven times before marriage. You're my lucky seven.
Wanna follow my tumblr?
Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.
Do you have some water? Because you set my heart on fire.