Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
They say that stealing is bad, and I would never do it, but I would gladly steal a kiss from you.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
No ring? You should be someone's husband.
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
My house is definitely not a palace, but you are the princess of my heart.
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.