You in the mood for some stroke play?
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
Girl if you think I'm good at memorizing sheet music, just think about what I can do with your body.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!
You had me at "Hello World."