If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
I lost my number can I borrow yours.