Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.
Are we in charms class? Cause you have me under your spell.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
I would ask you if you're from Tennenssee, but I think you're a 9/10...and I'm the 1 you need.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
I hear voices, too. Voices that say: "If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump".
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
I wanna be a superhero. I wanna be yourman.